MONKEY BARS


Truth is…
To get rich…
You don’t need this incredible “3 trades a day” offer.
I’d argue…
On your own…
Using just your own focused brain power…
You could develop a deep understanding of the markets…
Make the right buys…
Find the right trades…
…and skyrocket your wealth.
But Life’s Not That
Simple, Is It?
Career demands…
Family responsibilities…
Pile up and up…
Preventing most people from devoting the time needed to locate today's top plays… and tomorrow’s hottest stocks.
The upshot?
Life-changing opportunities like getting in early on…
Evade your grasp…
And the stock market remains a place where “other people” build lasting wealth…
…but never YOU!
Until you find out…
2,607 Busy People Lean On
Other People's Time & Expertise…
They rely on a team of full-time traders who do all of the heavy lifting for them...
Analyzing...
Basically…
Those traders are downright savages…
Always on the hunt for hidden value other’s miss…
That’s why…
Members Of This Elite
Trading Team Bought…
The best part…
Every week…
They're hell-bent on finding the next big thing…
…and the next big trade…
And making everyone who enters their orbit, a little bit richer, and occasionally, a LOT richer…

And now…
While this unprecedented marketing test remains up online - is by far your most affordable chance EVER to join the fun…
My Best, Most Ludicrously Generous Offer EVER… Can't Last!
Fact is:
Plenty of people have already invested $5,000 to secure lifetime access to this same “3 trades per week” firehose of pulse-pounding, weekly opportunity…
And it’s proved to be a titanic bargain.
But you won’t pay $5,000…
Not even close.
You won’t even pay $997…
What hundreds of people have paid us for a full year of access to these highly-researched trade ideas…
Even though $997 would be the steal of the century.
As here’s the deal:
I’ve greenlit the riskiest, and probably the most short-lived marketing test of my 20+ year career…
If you move fast…
This weekly 3-headed monster of money-getting opportunities is yours…
For only $7/month for the 1st month…
Giving you 30 full days to assess our service before it automatically renews at $79/month.
You can email us anytime at support@theotrade.com before the 30 days are up to turn off the auto renewal.
Your full month of 3 trades a week… breaks down to an insignificant $1.75 per trade…
Literally, pocket change!
Obviously…
$7 is a drop in the bucket…
So have I lost my mind?
Not quite.

Why I’m Doing This:
I’m performing a controlled experiment.
I want to see what happens when I decimate every possible financial wall standing between you and I working together…
…and my sledgehammer of choice…
…is this stone-cold $7 bargain.
This way you can judge our trading acumen for yourself…
…experience our world-class service and support…
…see if you like how we teach… how we analyze markets… how we find hidden opportunities…
…not by you diving into the deep end and investing thousands…
Or even hundreds…
But simply by trying us out for the cost of a couple gallons of regular-grade gasoline…
Then, if you’re fully satisfied and genuinely “wowed” by the extra mile we go to on your behalf…
Down the road, you might choose to invest in our more specialized, higher ticket investing services and mentorship programs.
Will it actually shake out that way?
I’ve got no clue!
These 3 trades per week may prove so explosively profitable…
…you may have no need whatsoever to invest in any of our advanced services!
That’s Why I’m Forced To
Strictly Limit This Offer To
The First 450 Enrollees…
…to keep a lid on my risk!
And make sure this daring (some would say “dumb”) marketing test doesn’t get out of control and burn everything we've built right down to the ground.
Let Me Confess My
Greatest Fear…
I almost chickened out of launching this otherworldly offer entirely…
By handing you these 3 highly-vetted trades per week for next to nothing….
I feared you wouldn’t value them, due to the microscopic $7 price tag.
So let me reassure you…
You’re Getting Our
Top 3 Most Slam Dunk
Weekly Trades!
And they’re not coming to you from some wannabee “guru” secretly living in grandma's basement…
I stake my industry-wide reputation on the money-making potential of these 3 weekly trades…
I Will Personally Notify You
About Every Trade Idea…
I’ll explain the logic behind the trade…
…and why I believe it's such a worthy opportunity to grow new wealth…
Every week you’ll get 3 new trade alerts…
Direct from my villa on the Caribbean island of St.Croix…

And you know, when it comes to getting the new trade ideas you need to grow your wealth…
…if what you could find on Twitter (Sorry, “X”), YouTube, or Google really worked, then everyone would be getting results, and you wouldn’t be here…
But the fact that there are countless channels and videos where people share trade ideas… and you don’t see anyone getting results, tells us what they’re saying doesn’t work…
It’s either outdated or it’s missing something.
So here’s what they don’t know and what’s missing…
Let Me Introduce Myself…
My name’s Don Kaufman…
And learning to trade transformed my life.
It rocketed me from making $4.25/hr picking up animal droppings at this Arizona vet office…

To become the 13th founding employee of the pioneering and now legendary ThinkorSwim brokerage…
Then to running trading education for TD Ameritrade for almost a decade…
…guiding 7 million clients towards newfound wealth.
To now…
As the Chief Market Strategist here at TheoTRADE…
Where just in the past few years…
I correctly predicted to BUSINESS INSIDER that the wheels were about to fall off of the post-Covid bull run…

I also called the 30% Bitcoin Crash LIVE on CoinDesk…
(They all laughed until Bitcoin went belly up!)

I take no pleasure from predicting millions of people are going to lose their shirt.
But I’m not just out to help you GROW your money…
I Also Want To Help You
PROTECT Your Money Too…
Whatever happens next in this crazy, uncertain world of ours…
That’s why the vast majority of my week is spent knee deep in the markets…
Digging for opportunities that can create financial peace of mind for our hard-working clients…
…who love to take our trade ideas and run with them!

It’s also important to let you know…
TheoTRADE Isn’t Some Pokey
Little “Online Thing”...
Annually… we take the time to meet and connect in person!
We fly in from every corner of North America, to break bread, hang out, and talk trading…

Our client roster includes incredible men and women from absolutely all walks of life…
…including many who’ve risen to the top of their fields…

Millionaire entrepreneurs, former NASA rocket scientists, I.T managers of Fortune 500 companies, Ivy League educated doctors and lawyers… even brain surgeons…
Relax…
You don’t need to be a brain surgeon to start trading with us!
Far from it.
The 3 trades I'll send you each week will always be…
Simple To Execute And
Perfect For Small Accounts!
After all…
Trading is the great equalizer.
I didn't come from money…
So it's important to me that absolutely anyone can use our trades as a springboard to a next-level of financial freedom…
However large or small your account is right now…
Regardless of your age, background, or experience level…
…our team is ready to help you realize your full trading income potential…
Here's Who’ll Find
3 New Trades A Week For You…

This hand-picked team of world-class traders…
…boasts a combined 198 years of experience…
And they love to teach and share their knowledge…

PLUS…
All of our 2,607 members bring their own valuable perspectives and life experience to the table…

We’re a big, happy, trading family…
And our “kitchen table”... where we cook up new ways to make money in the markets…
…and where you’ll find us dropping “buy this stock, not that!” knowledge bombs…
…is the official TheoTRADE private chatroom….
Because this $7 offer is about to officially cross into full “no brainer” territory…
I also want to hook you up with a…
BONUS #1
VIP Pass To All My Live Trades!

You’ll love the friendly and welcoming atmosphere inside our lively private chat room…
…the action runs bell-to-bell every single trading day.
And your attendance in this one-of-a-kind live room could mean WAY more money in your pockets…
…as the extra plethora of live bonus trades you'll encounter in our private chat room…
…are yours in addition to the 3 high-conviction trades I’ll send you weekly!
(Retail value: $1,200)
Even better…
You also get our…
BONUS #2
Onboarding VIP Video Guide

From the first moment you enter our private trading room, I want to help you hit the ground running.
So in a special onboarding video training, I'll introduce you to the traders you’ll be learning from and mentoring under…
One by one…
…they’ll each take you under the hood of their specific, proprietary trading strategies.
• Tony Rago will introduce you to THE GOLDEN SETUP...
• Professor Jeff Bierman, CMT will unveil THE GENESIS COG...
• Blake Young will uncover what he calls DEEP CURRENTS...
• Gianni Di Poce shows you the inner-workings of TRINITY TRADES...
And much, much more…
(Retail value: $199)
BONUS #3
Options University

I also want to give you an exclusive video education suite of 3 options trading masterclasses.
Options 101, 201, and 301…
These dynamic classes painlessly whisk you from a complete beginner in options, to a full understanding of why options can turbocharge anyone’s trading results…
This triple-threat of masterclasses has previously sold for $891 because I clearly explain (using powerful, practical examples) how options work, why they hold such wealth-creation power, and how to use them with maximum safety so you’re controlling your risk.
These classes contain my very best, most impactful teaching on options, distilled from my 20+ career at the highest echelons of the trading education world.
What you’ll learn in this educational series of exclusive masterclasses will unlock the power of options for you like never before!
(Retail value: $891)

So Go Ahead…
Don’t miss out on all of this incredible new weekly opportunity!
Jump on this offer today…
I’ll personally send you…
3 high-conviction trade ideas…
Each week…
For the next month…
Plus…
And…
And let's sweeten the pot even more…
If you join us during this brief window of time…
To help gently nudge you off of the fence…
I’ll also throw in…
BONUS #4
The May “Monkey Bars” Trading Edge with Blake Young

Most traders are heading into May without a plan—and it’s already costing them.
But for those who understand what’s coming, May could be a pivotal turning point in the markets.
That’s because several major forces are aligning right now, creating breakout opportunities for traders who know where to look.
Here’s what Blake Young—Senior Market Strategist and +4.1% YTD—is tracking:
• Volatility Is Ramping Back Up – Economic reports, earnings reactions, and geopolitical risk are shaking things loose. Institutions are already repositioning. If you're not seeing what they see, you’re trading blind.
• The Fed’s Window Is Tightening – Interest rate expectations are shifting by the week. Blake’s watching the ripple effects and pinpointing where these shocks are creating tradeable setups.
• Sector Shakeouts Are Accelerating – Money is moving fast between sectors. Some are poised for major gains, while others are cracking. Blake will show you how to spot the difference before the crowd catches up.
• May Has a Track Record of Big Breaks – Historically, this is a month of trend pivots, price range expansions, and rotation resets. If you know where to look, May offers some of the year’s best setups.
That’s why Blake is hosting an exclusive session to walk you through exactly how he’s preparing his trades for the weeks ahead.
Watch over Blake’s shoulder as he dials in one of the most powerful, predictive setups available today:
• “Monkeybars” – A pro-grade visualization that maps out where buyers and sellers are stacking up at key price levels. It’s how Blake sees real market intent in real time.
• Market Calibration for May – You’ll see exactly how Blake is positioning for what’s ahead—and how to apply his plan to your own trades with clarity and precision.
Why This Session Matters Now:
• Blake is +4.1% in 2025, while most traders are bleeding. This is your chance to see how he’s doing it.
• Big money is already moving—and Blake will show you how to follow it, not fight it.
• If you wait until mid-May, you’ll be reacting instead of predicting.
And here’s the kicker:
This private session is yours—on-demand—when you join TheoTRADE today.
It’s part of your $7 subscription, and it could change the way you trade the rest of the year.
In just 45 minutes, you’ll be ahead of 99% of traders who don’t have access to this edge.
Grab your $7 access now before it’s too late.
Here's Everything That's Yours


Again…
I really can’t be any clearer…
This offer is part of a probably very short-lived marketing test…
…that’s why it’s strictly limited to the next 450 lucky fast-acting responders…
…to limit my risk in offering such a can’t-miss deal.
So don’t miss this now and kick yourself in the keister later.
Secure your 3 high-conviction trades a week.
Get your 4 valuable bonuses.
Act now while you still can…
You're going to love your decision to join us…
So don't wait…
This 7 lousy bucks could unlock an incredible future for you and those you love…
To your success,

Don Kaufman
Chief Market Strategist
TheoTRADE.com
P.S. 3 weekly high-conviction trade alerts…
Each week for the next month…
For just $7…
That's just 58 cents per trade!
I feel silly even just typing that!
It Can’t Really Be Just
58 Cents Per Trade?!

But it is!!!
The bad news?
A deal this good can't last.
Many times, I’ve pulled the plug on a marketing test within just 3 days of launching it… occasionally even sooner!
You’re safe to assume this could be your last gasp final chance…
Getting these 3 trades a week over the next month could be the difference maker you need to boost your results…
So part with that measly $7…
Scratch the itch.
Find out for yourself…
I promise you won't regret it.

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